Skinny Bitch

There’s an old cliché that in time, we all become our mother. To some that would be a fate worse than death. For me, I find that in the ways I become like my mom, I am grateful for.
My mother has been a vegetarian for over 10 years which took her already extraordinary skills in the kitchen to meteoric heights, even as my own cooking borders on the inedible. It’s not that I can’t cook, but rather that when I do; it requires super-human effort and usually half of a bottle of wine.
I was also a vegetarian for the 5 years prior to my having met he who shall not be named. The impetus then was that I’d seen a dead squirrel in the road and even though I don’t come from squirrel eating stock, there was something about it that made me think that if it’s not ok to eat a dead squirrel, then why is it “ok” to eat a dead chicken, cow or pig? So, I thought maybe it wasn’t ok and just like that, snap, I was a lacto-ovo vegetarian.
Over the weekend, I read the book Skinny Bitch by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin which makes several compelling arguments for the vegan movement (vegan is 100% vegetarian; nothing with a face, no dairy). Giving up meat was something I knew I could do, having done it before but giving up dairy is something I may have to work up to. The problem with reading this book and Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser is now that I have some awareness as to how that bacon cheeseburger made it to 5 Guys, I can’t in any good conscious continue to eat meat.
That said, like college sports, boxers or briefs, everyone has an opinion.
The only thing more amusing than watching me ping-pong around in a grocery store, is watching me ping-pong around in a grocery store trying to buy organic and vegan. On the upside, I made a terrific faux-chicken noodle soup with coconut oil, veggies, brown rice pasta and fake chicken. I also made fresh guacamole with two avocados that were picked fresh from my friends backyard when I was in Florida over the weekend. It turns out that the place where I’ve been making coffee is actually something called a kitchen.
Still, I am JavaJennifer and JavaJennifer likes her coffee with half-n-half. Which does come from cows. The vegan movement is anti-coffee too. So I may be the first coffee-with-cream-vegetarian.

I have to say that chicken is looking less and less appitizing to me these days, but TURKEY…YUM YUM! We are meant to eat turkey or “gobble” it up, other wise why would they make that noise? Gobble Gobble!!!
I’m a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. Animals eat animals – - are they doing something immoral?
It’s her mom again. I silently cheer all human effort towards meat-free diet. I am not perfect in this endeavor although pigs, cows, and all poultry need not fear me.
Not only are the deaths of these creatures frightening, painful, and a waste of natural resources, but most importantly these animals have no LIFE except to be penned in close quarters, force-fed bad diets, and shipped off to be executed.
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This whole topic is making me hungry. I think I’ll go to Ruth’s Chris for dinner tonight. Cows, beware.