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I Heart Tucker Max

javajennifer admins | January 11, 2008

Tucker Max is my hero.  Let me explain.  He is, quite possibly the vilest individual on the planet, an alcoholic misogynist sociopath.  He began his writing career with a blog, is a regular contributor to men’s magazines and has two New York Times Best Sellers: I Hope They Server Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish [...]

Water will find it’s natural level

javajennifer admins | January 9, 2008

I worked for Company X during the years when Compaq Computers “merged” with Hewlett Packard.  The chaos that ensued and the rise and fall of Carly Fiorina certainly shaped an aspect of my professional development, specifically as it relates to the colloquialisms bandied about at National Sales Meetings.   The Compaq rep for Company X [...]

Schaumberg, Illinois

javajennifer admins | January 8, 2008

When I came home from running errands on Saturday, my cat sat poised in front of my laptop.  She leapt shamefaced to the floor and began licking herself as though to cover up for her transgressions.  I checked my laptop cookies and found recent searches on “ASPCA”, “Humane Society” and “Craig’s List”.  I followed the link [...]

Wikipedia

javajennifer admins | January 6, 2008

I had dinner at Wikipedia’s house earlier in the week (and for new readers and a refresher to the inner circle, I met Wikipedia on a flight from DC to Chicago over the summer).  The nickname comes from the fact that he has several entries about him on Wikipedia making him something of a celebrity [...]

‘Cause I’m a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk!

javajennifer admins | January 6, 2008

ROCK CHALK, JAYHAWK, KU! I don’t even want to know how many crazy –texts I sent out during the game which I watched in my KU shirt and hat from the comfort of my living room with my cat, still traumatized from having been alone for 3 weeks.  I wanted  Tech to lose, like, I [...]