JavaJennifer

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Mr. Wii: Give me something else to write about

javajennifer | September 29, 2008

Until I start having sex more regularly (Hello? Mr. Wii? you have an open invitation to celebrate Thanksgiving in our Nations Capital), I’m afraid my blogs will continue to be political in nature because there is simply too much going on there for me not to write about. And in the absence of my sex [...]

How Much is $700 Billion?

javajennifer | September 24, 2008

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed”. Senator Joe Biden in a television interview. Herbert Hoover was president in in 1929 and TV didn’t exist. I get that we’re all human and therefore prone to making mistakes, but [...]

There Isn’t Enough Activia

javajennifer admins | September 23, 2008

I’m blocked. And not the kind of blockage that tubs of Activia spoon fed to me by a shiny Jamie-Lynn Curtis will help. I’m blocked creatively and unable to write anything interesting for the blog. I’m blocked professionally, as my tasks grow and my desire to do them wanes. This happens to me sometimes when [...]

You Can’t Wear Khaki’s to a Sex Club

javajennifer | September 14, 2008

When I go out with friends, which is rare there’s always a place that you “end up” and it’s usually a 24 hour diner with bad coffee and good pancakes. No one “ends up” at a sex club. A sex club is a destination. Like Wally World or the Grand Canyon. It takes planning. And [...]

You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska…

javajennifer | September 12, 2008

Last night I had a dream that Britney Spears loaned me her motorcycle so that I could drive my mom and I down to Malibu. This dream is vexing for several reasons not the least of which is that I don’t know how to drive a motorcycle and even if I did it is highly [...]

Seven Years

javajennifer admins | September 7, 2008

I’m not sure what September 11th is like in other cities but in the DC area every highway overpasses on I66, I270 and 395 have US flags hanging from them on both into and out of the city. It’s been that way since immediately after 9/11. It’s been seven years. Seven. Long enough that the [...]

A Fly on the Wall

javajennifer admins | September 4, 2008

I’m taking a bit of a reprieve from politics, a cooling off period so that I can get back to writing about what’s really important:  me, and what you think about me.   Kidding.  I’m certain that I don’t want to know what anyone thinks of me these days.  Half the time, I’m not even [...]

Sarah Palin’s Family Needs Her More Than We Do…

javajennifer | September 2, 2008

When a pundit referred to leftists bloggers, I thought, hmmm they may actually be talking about me! Ha! As a heads up, I sent a link to the blog along with your collective comments to www.NBC4.com (what else, the local liberal news outlet!), your anonymity is safe of course but along with a little self [...]

I wouldn’t trust Sarah Palin to watch my cat, or This is what a condom looks like, you fundamentalist freak.

javajennifer | September 1, 2008

I am so thoroughly disgusted with John McCain and Sarah Palin that I struggle to find words to adequately convey the sum of it. Am I to believe that a woman who just gave birth to a baby with Down Syndrome is so completely out of touch with her own daughter that “Bristol” (And what [...]