javajennifer | December 31, 2008
Were I to do a rewrite of the fairy tale, Cinderella I would include a paragraph about Cinderella sinking into a depression that resulted in a 100 lb weight gain making it impossible to find a gown to wear to the ball that wasn’t both ugly and highly flammable. This explains why the fairy godmother [...]
javajennifer | December 29, 2008
I’m curious to see if any of my 12 faithful readers have any opinion of Rick Warren giving the invocation during the Obama inauguration. If you’re not up to speed on this, I’ll briefly explain that Rick Warren is an author of a very popular series of books and workbooks called The Purpose Driven Life [...]
javajennifer | December 29, 2008
Seriously… Am I to believe that of all the names out there, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston is what Bristol Palin and Baby-Daddy Levi Johnston named their baby? Can anyone explain to me how this happens? Because you don’t just name your kid Tripp. This is all just a little too one-foot-in-the-trailer for me. Oh and [...]
javajennifer | December 29, 2008
When I get back to DC, I am going to let a total stranger look at my vagina and cervix through a lighted magnifying tool that will magnify the view 2 to 60 times so the doctor can see any problems that would be missed if we didn’t put my vagina up on a billboard [...]
javajennifer admins | December 27, 2008
If I think about it, Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday and I had a perfect Thanksgivng this year waking up early to run a 5K race to benefit So Others May Eat www.some.org finishing 10 minutes off my best time. It was one of those perfect days in DC where every monument seems [...]
javajennifer | December 27, 2008
Today, many of my dearest friends with whom I’ve shared more than 13 years are gathered not around a yule log as they should be but around a casket in deep mourning over the loss of a fellow co-worker that had I remained with Company X would have worked for. She was shot in the [...]
javajennifer | December 27, 2008
It is possible that I am going to hell. I don’t think I can rule it out for such are the evil thoughts that course through my brain with more frequency than I dare confess. I wanted to run over a woman’s foot at the airport in Kansas City because she and her 14 pieces [...]
javajennifer | December 23, 2008
It’s one hour earlier here than it is back home which is an oxymoron because when I’m in Kansas City, I am home. Home is my favorite 4 letter word which I know is shocking to those among you who know me who would swear my favorite 4 letter begins with F and ends with [...]
javajennifer | December 21, 2008
I am being paid $75 to star in play during the later part of January and first part of February. I can now list ‘paid actress’ as part of my random skill set and as useless resume filler. Although I will not be inviting anyone to the performances, I want to ensure my 12 readers [...]
javajennifer | December 21, 2008
I’m traveling with two laptops but the shittier of the two which weighs more than my cat and has a battery life of no more than 30 minutes is the one that I have the easiest access to. Drinking and driving is a lethal combination with potentially devastating consequences. So is drinking and dialing and [...]
