JavaJennifer

Spilling the Beans

The Bombshell

javajennifer | January 30, 2009

Shannon I were sorority sisters in college.  White-blond hair and very sweet, she pledged the sorority during my sophomore year and in fact may havepledged as a sophomore (which was unusual then) but I may be remembering that wrong.  I’d always suspected a wilder side; she had a tattoo on one of her butt-cheek which  I thought [...]

Waiting for Guffman

javajennifer | January 29, 2009

Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy co-wrote this movie, the second in the Mockmentary trilogy that includes A Mighty Wind and Best In Show.   The premise behind Waiting for Guffman is that of a self-involved, so off Broadway actor that it may as well be Cleveland directing a show in small-town Missouri.  Corky St. Claire invites [...]

Become Your Own Matchmaker!

javajennifer | January 27, 2009

Patti Stanger, if you don’t know owns her own Matchmaking business and is the star of her own reality show called The Millionaire Matchmaker which airs on a channel I am happy to say isn’t included in my line-up of 13 channels. She’s also widely interviewed for women’s magazines and has made appearances on Dr. [...]

My Commute (Today)

javajennifer | January 26, 2009

I ran to catch my bus this morning, the bus driver kind enough to open the doors to me in the middle of an intersection.  Missing it would have meant a wait in the too-cold pre-dawn morning and prevented me from my goal of being downtown by 7:00, a goal I missed by 8 minutes. [...]

So Over It

javajennifer | January 24, 2009

Toilet seats decoupaged with President Obama’s image.  Jerseys’ with the number 44 emblazoned on the back and Obama in block letters across the front.  Golf balls.  Dinner Plates.  Long Sleeve T-Shirts (3 for $10! the vendors shout) with the First Family across the front, outlined in gold sparkle-paint.   Hats, hats and more hats eached more [...]

Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride

javajennifer | January 24, 2009

Facebook continues to put me in the concentric circles of friends I’ve made in my life, most recently to the boy who was my first kiss.  He was I sophomore and I was in 8th grade and what would follow for the next two years was more drama then what either of us can believe [...]

Do It To Me Now, Mr. President

javajennifer | January 22, 2009

When most couples I know move into a new house, they like to, you know break it in by having sex in every room.  How many places can Mr. and Mrs. Barak (That’s what my mom calls them) have sex in the White House?  And more importantly, do you think that they did it after that [...]

Tow for Two

javajennifer | January 22, 2009

I got together with a friend I hadn’t seen in a few weeks for dinner last night and in order to be mindful of both our wallets and waistlines, I brought a nuke-it meal to her place which is within walking distance of mine.  I decided to drive there last night because it was too [...]

I Was There

javajennifer | January 21, 2009

This post has had several false starts as I attempted to record the 4 days that comprised my own personal inauguration experience learning something about myself as a writer: that I have to be through something in order to put an experience into some kind of context. In the few sober moments I had Monday [...]

Inside the Actors Studio

javajennifer | January 13, 2009

My decision to accept a role in a small local production has sent my 12 readers and 183 “friends” on Facebook into mild speculation.  What is the play?  When is it?  Why am I being so secretive? Why indeed? My life is ever so much the open book.  I mean, I’ll post something under the [...]