JavaJennifer

Spilling the Beans

Big Love

javajennifer | February 18, 2009

It’s a slow news day in metro DC, the weather is wintry and grey and you can only punch out to www.recovery.gov so many times to see how your stimulus money is being spent before it starts to get obsessive.  And after my post yesterday, I know a few things about obsessing, let me tell [...]

Addiction

javajennifer | February 17, 2009

Several friends of mine have memberships into the fraternal order of the adicted, meet in musty basements of churches furnished with folding chairs and a  Hurculon love-seat.  Working the 12 steps seems to have saved thier lives and removed many obstacles even as it sometimes creates new ones.  They live “one day at a time” but [...]

It’s Complicated

javajennifer | February 16, 2009

When you fill out your profile on Facebook there’s a section where you can list your relationship status as married, single, divorced, in a relationship or as my best friend from high school did, you can list “it’s complicated”. A man I know in California who I’ve crushed on for 3 years lives in a [...]

The Substitute

javajennifer | February 15, 2009

For people who know me in real life or even the ones who have gotten to know me through reading the blog, I would imagine that my involvement with my Church is difficult to put into context. I am more spiritual than religious and more comfortable with my political and social idealogies then I am with [...]

White Girl Salsa

javajennifer | February 15, 2009

One of my supermodel friends is “big” into salsa dancing. She can tell you what bars and restaurants in DC have salsa dancing on any night of the week and where to go to take good lessons.  The supermodel is tall with blue eyes, waist-length blond hair and moves with the balletic grace.   I went with her one night [...]

Learning to Swim

javajennifer | February 13, 2009

If you ask my mom when I learned how to swim, she’ll tell you that it happened the year we lived in Iowa.  She’s wrong, God love her, because I learned how to swim in Lincoln, Nebraska when I eventually dropped into False Auntie’s arms.  She’d been treading water in the deep end of the pool at [...]

My Valentine

javajennifer | February 12, 2009

Dear Men: We don’t get you.  Any of you.  You are as big a mystery to us now as you were when you pulled our hair at recess, snapped our bra straps in junior high (North, South, East, West, EQUATOR!), dated our best friends in high school, made unkept promises in college, married us…(or didn’t). [...]

What would you do with 800B?

javajennifer | February 12, 2009

I find that I am unable to find the words to make the sentence to build a paragraph that would adequately express my disgust over this week in politics.  I won’t spend $35 on a pair of shoes I don’t “love” so I don’t want to hear that our elected officials don’t “love”‘ the stimulus [...]

The Only Cowboy I’ll Ever Love

javajennifer | February 11, 2009

MyIf you are going to live in the DC region with any degree of success, then forget whether you’re a democrat or republican, you must stand united in the space of hating the Dallas Cowboys, even if you don’t LOVE the Redskins.  I’ve been trying to figure out how the rivalry first started and why it’s [...]

Crazy Baby Lady

javajennifer | February 6, 2009

Nadya Suleman’s , mom to the octuplets, sit -down with Ann Curry aired this morning on the Today Show; part two airs Monday and then Dateline will air a one hour piece on Tuesday featuring interviews with Ms. Suleman’s other 6 children. Looking like a bloated Angelina Jolie, I am forced to admit that she [...]