Sarah Lousie Palin, Will you please go now?
The time has come. The time is now.
Just go. Go. GO!
I don’t care how.
You can go by moose. You can go by cow.
Sarah Louise Palin, will you please go now?
You can write your book. You can blame the press.
You can raise your kids. Stop making Alaska a mess.
I don’t care. You can go by plane.
You can go on a private plane if you like.
If you like you can go in a GOP well-heeled shoe.
Just go, go, GO! Please do, do, DO!
Sarah Louise Palin, I don’t care how.
Sarah Louise Palin, will you please go now?
You can tote your rifle,
You and Todd can Fish
I’ll even pack your bags, if you wish.
If you wish you may ride John McCains (coat) tail.
Or you can stamp yourself and go by mail.
Sarah Louise Palin, Don’t you know the time has come to go, Go, GO!
Get on your way! Please, Sarah P.!
Clever!!!
LOL – funny. I love this, Jen!Yeah, she’s such a train wreck. It makes me wonder what her motivation is. What skeleton is about to show up? Perhaps it is a pending scandal. Maybe it is just a retreat after coming to the realization that the political machine of the GOP isn’t protecting her any longer when she decides to try and lock horns publicly with a figure who has more appeal and admiration than she has (David Letterman). Maybe it is the scent of green, green money calling from the lower 48 with book, movie, and speaking engagement deals detailing her white trash-to-office glorified-but-still-the-same-old-white-trash tale. Or, maybe she is really so extremely delusional that she actually thinks that she has a shot at the presidency and that campaigning now will help her. Unfortunately, while she is doing Alaska a huge favor, the rest of us in the lower 48 may have to put up with her more
She and the SC governor are made for each other – maybe that is the real story. Maybe she is the South American hottie the SC governor couldn’t seem to mess around with and still actually show up for his job. (which is baffling because, I mean, what politician can’t seem to have several successful affairs and still hold office – not going AWOL?) On second thought, considering she can’t find South America on a map, that is probabaly a flawed theory.
Homage to Seuss! Own up.
Jennifer,
Awesome, keep up your great writing. I work with your mom.
Take Care,
Teri
How delightfully Geisel.