javajennifer | February 28, 2009
I spend a lot of time on Facebook. I don’t quantify it because I don’t want to know how many hours I’ve lost there that I won’t get back but since I am NOT going to watch the next cycle of America’s Next Top Model this year (I’m not, I’m not, I’m not) technically that [...]
javajennifer | February 20, 2009
The Monday following the inauguration, I was standing in line at Starbucks with a work collegue, one of the few “friends” I’ve made at the new job when said that I knew I would fall in love this year. It was a statement completely out of context, based on nothing more than a gut feeling, fuled by [...]
javajennifer | February 18, 2009
It’s a slow news day in metro DC, the weather is wintry and grey and you can only punch out to www.recovery.gov so many times to see how your stimulus money is being spent before it starts to get obsessive. And after my post yesterday, I know a few things about obsessing, let me tell [...]
javajennifer | February 12, 2009
Dear Men: We don’t get you. Any of you. You are as big a mystery to us now as you were when you pulled our hair at recess, snapped our bra straps in junior high (North, South, East, West, EQUATOR!), dated our best friends in high school, made unkept promises in college, married us…(or didn’t). [...]
javajennifer | January 22, 2009
When most couples I know move into a new house, they like to, you know break it in by having sex in every room. How many places can Mr. and Mrs. Barak (That’s what my mom calls them) have sex in the White House? And more importantly, do you think that they did it after that [...]
javajennifer | December 21, 2008
I’m traveling with two laptops but the shittier of the two which weighs more than my cat and has a battery life of no more than 30 minutes is the one that I have the easiest access to. Drinking and driving is a lethal combination with potentially devastating consequences. So is drinking and dialing and [...]
javajennifer | September 14, 2008
When I go out with friends, which is rare there’s always a place that you “end up” and it’s usually a 24 hour diner with bad coffee and good pancakes. No one “ends up” at a sex club. A sex club is a destination. Like Wally World or the Grand Canyon. It takes planning. And [...]
javajennifer | June 27, 2008
I had a fantasy of what it would be like to see Mr. Wii and it didn’t include being on my cel phone with a client in my travel clothes which consist of sweats and my Merrills when he let himself into my hotel room. USAir and United in a likely conspiracy routed my luggage [...]
javajennifer | May 8, 2008
I think the Lakers played Utah last night. I dunno. The slowest kiss can make time stop even when the time you have together can be numbered in the single digits. A soft touch can make a hotel room feel like home. The two combined can make a real estate investment in Las Vegas [...]
javajennifer | May 7, 2008
I met Mr. Wii last night at a small casino off the strip called The Tuscany Unlike the massive hotel-casinos that line Las Vegas Boulevard, The Tuscany is quaint. Less glitter. Anything I write about Mr. Wii will sound contrived. And I can give you one hundred reasons as to why seeing him [...]
